thirstiest:

nentindo:

hokeyfright:

can the science side of tumblr explain this

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swag • per • a • tion /swaəgpərashion/

adj. To channel the swagger inside of you and turn it into pure teleportation energy.

i.e. “dude, this party blows, i’m swagperating out of here”

this person wrote a noun, listed it as an adjective, and defined and used it as a verb

(Source: superstarsaga)

September 17th with 190,812 notes

hitlervevo:

people who actually buy themes

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people who prefer buying music 

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buying

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getting things illegally 

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September 17th with 177,483 notes

rapldashing:

I don’t care that I am a full grown human my parents should still carry me in from the car when I pretend to be asleep

September 17th with 313,010 notes
bigblueboo:

subversion

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seenaill:

unfollowlng:

If you think your mom overreacts just remember once my mom cancelled our trip to New York because I refused to eat the meatloaf she made

my mom accused me of selling my birth certificate and social security to the black market when she couldn’t find them

you win

September 17th with 176,399 notes

starllex:

I don’t get how babies can cry at restaurants lol like nigga why you cryin there’s food around you rejoice

September 17th with 427,297 notes
me when i dont got this: i got this
September 17th with 157,598 notes
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