oneheadtoanother:

eatingisfab:

when u sent an important message to the wrong person

epilepticsaints:

brutalismgirl:

Gunfights are so fruity. Why are you firing your hot loads into another man

fanghusband-remade:

allow me to slip into something more comfortable…. *turns into a bat and hits the window*

velvetys:

I’m sorry I made the site crash with my big tits hitting the keyboard

ornamentalcabbage:

bootyscientist:

i hate when people start typin while I’m still typin like I kno u see them dots ho wait ya turn

marowakingoff:

remember the three R’s

1. reduce reblog my selfie
2. reuse reblog my selfie
3. recycle reblog my selfie

p0lariss:

*follows dreams* *dreams dont follow back* *unfollows dreams*

kngshxt:

if i get famous n one of yall bring up somethin i said in 2010 just know im beatin ya ass